A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
There’s a possibility that I’m allergic to alcohol or something in alcohol. All I wanted was a glass of wine before bed. Now I’m dealing with a headache, a runny nose, cramps, nausea and lightheadedness. Hope these meds work.
Dear boyfriend’s roommates,
No matter how good you think you are at these shooting games, you would never survive a real battlefield.
Sorry to burst your bubbles.